Torah Humor

updated monthly

 

THIS MONTH'S LAUGH

Ultimate Jewish Holiday Laugh

OLD JOKES (the Ascent "Torah Humor" archive link) is active only
during the weeks before and after PURIM)

NEXT JOKE DUE:

September 5, 2016

Jews and Sports

THE CURRENT HUMOR (heh heh)

A Nice Cup of Coffee (from the Jewish Press)


Also for PURIM: "A Difficult Question in Kabbalah"


THE ULTIMATE JEWISH HOLIDAY LAUGH (heh heh)

(Maybe you already heard this one, but it is quite possible that whoever you heard it from got it originally from our Ascent Quarterly!

L:  You know, Esrog, I find it difficult to remember the different themes of the numerous Jewish holidays.

E:  I can help you, Lulav.

L:  Really? Something short while I stand on one foot?

E:  How about an eleven-word summary (seven in Hebrew) that applies to just about all of them?

L: You must be kidding me!

E:  Nope. Here it is.

“They tried to kill us,
G-d helped,

we won;

let’s eat!”

(and in Hebrew:) "Ratzu l'hargeinu, Hashem hatzileinu, netzachnu; bo ne'echol"


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